(Source: femburton, via wibblywobblytimeturners)
you’ve got your olive oil
virgin olive oil
extra virgin olive oil
olive oil with a questionable past
(via onthesubjectofblueboxes)
how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient
Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time
imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler
(via hogwartskidsproblems)
Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
(via bathtubjubileedog)
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
(via prettypinkpotatoes)
nugger
it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand
(Source: time-sponges, via ehehehlokid)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
i think u mean
(via ehehehlokid)
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
(via tardismyoldgirl)
I’m going to keep reblogging this.
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